A golfer’s poem
A mentor and friend of mine sent me the following poem today. Pretty good for a Notre Dame fan. Makes me want to tee it up.
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By It’s Size I Could Not Guess,
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,
I Hate Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises A Thing Called Par,
If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.
WGC March Madness Challenge
You’ve played NCAA March Madness for college basketball, now is the time to play the WGC March Madness Challenge. We’ve teamed up with the Golf Channel and golfnow.com to create our very own group.
Sign up and pick your match play winners before 7am Wednesday at http://tgcbracket.cdmsports.com/. Once you have saved your picks, click JOIN A GROUP and type myFitnessCaddy as the group name and fitness as your password.
Not only will the winner get bragging rights, but also a copy of my book – 101 Fitness Tips for Golf. Can Tiger pull it off?
Ireland golf trips – 20% off
This is a great deal if you can swing it … Having lived here for 6 months, I can attest to the quality of the golf and the wonderful Irish hospitality.
Imagine a great big sign hanging over all of Ireland saying in bold letters, “20% OFF EVERYTHING” — now if that doesn’t grab your attention, I don’t know what will. Assuming the sign does its job, you’ll be wasting no time in checking what you might be able to buy for a 20% discount. But this is the age of truth in advertising and although our sign may be imaginary, the message is not, it’s absolutely accurate, literally everything in Ireland has been discounted by 20% – there’s no fine print and no exceptions, everything is on sale, if you have US dollars to spend. Click here for more information.
Dream job? Work the 2009 British Open
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A dream job for some, the 2009 British Open Championship is looking for a few good people to work the Open Week. Here is a list of what they are looking for:
- BBC Microphone Walker – Carry BBC equipment inside the ropes with selected games.
- Drive Length Measurers - To assist with the measuring and logging of drive distances.
- Information Centre General Assistant – Assisting the general public with enquiries and distributing R&A publicity.
- Left Luggage Attendants – Issuing receipts to general public for items left for storage and returning such items.
- Nikon Sales Assistant – Liaison with general public on the sale/loan of cameras.
- Nikon Press Centre Assistant – Dealing with accredited photographers and their requests within the Press Centre.
- Paygate Marshals – Marshalling spectator flow leaving and entering the course.
- Press Centre/Imaging Centre Helper – Assist Press Officer in Press Centre before transferring to Imaging Centre to help photographers.
- Press Centre Assistant – Assisting the Press Officer. Physical work involved.
- Programme Sellers – Selling The Open Championship Official Programme to the general public.
- RBS Competition Promoter – Handing out flyers promoting RBS.
- Tented Village Marshal – Marshalling spectator flow within the Tented Village.
- Practice Ground Buggy Driver – Transporting competitors between players facilities and Practice Ground via buggy transport.
- Mobile Phone Handler/Collection Point Attendant -Issuing receipts, storage and returning of mobile phones to general public.
- ABC Studio Logger/General Runner – Working within ABC production truck, answering telephones, general assistance with production team.
- ABC On-Course Spotter – Assisting ABC in spotting balls and reporting to the television company.
- Turner TV Runner - Setting up and taking down office booth. Collections and general assistance. Full, clean driving licence essential.
- Park & Ride Steward – Ensure the smooth exit of spectators from Park and Ride Queues.
- Media Centre Scoreboard – Operating the Media Centre scoreboard. Involves climbing ladders.
The application is available on the website. I am going to do it, are you?

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